Love Letters

Have you wanted to wax poetic to that special someone, but didn't have the right words? You feel the longing and the passion, but you're in over your head with this letter-writing stuff? Or perhaps you're just rich and busy and want to woo them well without all the fuss? Well, we're here to help you woo your way into their heart, or their bed, or both. Whether it's a sweet and sentimental, or a sexy letter full of heaving bosoms, we've got your bottom covered (and uncovered, if you like) in just the right letter to send to that special someone.

We will write it up in Word and email it to you, and you copy and paste it to email, or print it onto some nice stationery. You'll get extra points from your recipient if you write it out in longhand. (Highly recommended: a spritz of your scent and old-fashioned stationery. Pay special attention to the stamp, be it flowers, hearts, landscapes, or a special-interest stamp that reflects a shared interest.)

One important note: it is not romantic to send women letters with romantic overtures they have said they don't want, especially sexual ones - so please don't do that.

Touchy Subjects

Sometimes you would like to send a heart-felt letter to a friend or family member about a tough subject, but don't know how to structure what you'd like to say. Or perhaps the subject feels too large to tackle. It could be you'd like to rebut your Uncle Jake's assertion that the politician you voted for is a murderer, or explain to your Aunt Laura why you won't be eating meat at the next family get-together. Why tear your hair out figuring out the most diplomatic way to approach these topics? You're probably too close to the situation, anyway. We are here to help you tackle tough letters that get to the heart of the matter while being diplomatic to make as few waves as possible.

Pricing

$75 for a 500 word letter